YouTube® - WILDLY PULCHRITUDINOUS!!

Animal Behaviorist "PLAYS" with Wild Lions

What seems like stock new footage may be a hoax! Is this man real? Is what he is doing real? And if so, who's to say that what he is doing is good for these animals? Arguments vary! What doesn't go unnoticed is how beautiful these interactions are to behold. Thank you, YouTube!!


http://youtu.be/Wso13n4kHZ4, posted by PHARMART (March 19, 2009) 

Something seems dubious about these scenes in this YouTube video I just happened to "StumbleUpon," as if they were contrived and happened actually to take place in some Western Safari Amusement Park (à la Busch Gardens Tampa Bay). However, much of me wants to invest a good deal of admiring trust into what is portrayed here as legitimate news footage. If this man is real -- if what he is doing is real -- then I commend him not only for his bravery, but for his innate gifts as an animal behaviorist! Ouais! T'as raison! C'est étonnant, ce qu'il fait. BRAVO!!

 "...Étonnant," reads the original title of this video on YouTube; hence, my remarks "en français!" 

That said, I'd like to lean to the side of the fence that believes that this footage and these mesmerizing acts of human-animal interaction are turly genuine. It'd be like the "Crocodile Hunter" returned; only this time, with the soul & stature of a WILD LION!! What a beautiful thought...

Respectfully submitted, 
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Matthew D. Blanchard 
San Francisco, CA USA 
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IF ONE ADVANCES CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTION
OF HIS DREAMS, AND ENDEAVORS TO LIVE THE LIFE
HE HAS IMAGINED, HE WILL MEET WITH A SUCCESS
UNEXPECTED IN COMMON HOURS.

— Henry David Thoreau

FOR THE EXISTING WORLD IS NOT A DREAM, AND
CANNOT WITH IMPUNITY BE TREATED AS A DREAM;
NEITHER IS IT A DISEASE; BUT IT IS THE GROUND ON
WHICH YOU STAND, IT IS THE MOTHER OF WHOM
YOU WERE BORN.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson 

YouTube® - DIRTY LITTLE MERMAID!!

UP WHERE THEY BANG. UP WHERE THEY BONE.

This ludic, lascivious and salaciously sex-ified, unadulterated pornographic version of Alan Mencken's Part Of That World from Disney's animated masterpiece "The Little Mermaid," is rife with explicitly raunchy content that is only tempered by the calm, quaint, quintessentially Mencken balladry of its melodic serenade, its tender timbres and tonalities. 

The new lyrics, apparently written and performed by a Brown University sketch comedy group "Out Of Bounds," strike the perfect chord contrary to the adolescent nature of the music, to create something quite perturbing, post-pubescent and like was said, pornographic. The explicit nature of the lyrics juxtaposed with the original score is strikingly hilarious, riotously ridiculous; it soils the tongue and wounds the ears with perfect antitheses... What an amazing PARODY!! I'd recommend it to anyone!!



http://youtu.be/sNYDpH0Jors, posted by Nuclearknight77 (Oct. 23, 2006)

"Betcha on land they'd understand, and they don't f*ck over their daughters!
Wouldn't I love, love to f*ck like they do up above!... What is gonorrhea and why does it (what's the word?) -- BURN?... What would I give if I could have a VAGINA?..." 
A perverse, ludic, lascivious rendition of Alan MENCKEN'S  Part Of That World, from Disney's animated masterpiece "The Little Mermaid," with parodic lyrics by Boston University's sketch comedy group "Out Of Bounds."

Care to catch a glimpse of / listen to a right ridiculously point-on teaser to my Sins Invalid A.I.R. performance piece?? While the "Out Of Bounds" version of Part Of That World remains loyal to the balladic tempo, rhythm, melody and tune of the original, my deconstruction of the song will be resoundingly more punk-rockish, given the background, proclivity & inclinations of my accompanist & composer: Colleen Nagle. Check her out at http://subamerica.org or @subamerica on Twitter®!!! 

Can't wait to debut Phoenix a'Fire!! Our even more ludic, lascivious, salacious, sickeningly perverse and pornographic version of this song. Wait for it!! We'll be showcasing our work at Theatre Artaud (San Francisco, CA) sometime in December 2010...

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Matt(e)o | QHereKidSF
Matthew D. Blanchard
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